Squeezing the puck

When you fan on a shot with a wide open net.

Awh buddy talk about squeezing the puck on that one. Fuckin plug show over here

by Clm3434 June 4, 2018

Stick and Puck with the boys

Playing hockey with the boys

"Day 2 of playing stick and puck with the boys"

by sam bjorlen September 10, 2019

puckfuck

(n) Chicks that have sex with hockey players because they think its cool.
(v) to have sex with a hockey player

(v) Yeah, after the party I'm going to fuckpuck these blond chicks that were staring at me the whole game.
(n) Tell those fuckpucks to close their mouth.

by LL November 16, 2004

puckered starfish

a nice juicy pink butthole

I poked her in her puckered starfish.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Fudge Puckle

When a sports team has a huge lead in a game and chokes their way to a loss.

The Sacramento Kings fudge puckled their way to another 4th quarter meltdown.

by Sacramentanisburning December 22, 2010

pucket

The most useful object in a bachelor pad. When the bro gets drunk beyond belief, the pucket (puke + bucket) becomes the reservoir of unwanted stomach fluid and keeps the place clean. The pucket is also a medical tool since it can be used to calculate the volume of stomach contents the bro has expelled.

Bro 1: "Damn dude, Big Monkey is about to blow chunks all over your new carpet!" Bro 2: "Chill bro! We've got a pucket."

by BestBrahEver September 5, 2011

Pucker Factor

The pucker factor is a scale by which someone can assign a numerical value,from one to ten,to an occurance or encounter that frightens or terrifies.
This describes the level of reaction of the sphincter during times of crisis.
NOTE:A Pucker Factor of 10 can only be truly achieved upon death or dismemberment.

"G'damn dwarf came up on me in the dark,I thought it was that mean-ass dog for a second,gave me a pucker factor of bout 5.9"
NOTE: This happened to me recently.

"HOLY SHIT,that dude parachuted into a GAWDAMN ALLIGATOR FARM!"
NOTE:There is little doubt the parrachutist reached a PF of 10 easily,perhaps the entire way down.

by CrowTard April 16, 2006