Go suck a Pickle!

Verb
(An old term spawned in midevil times used when shop keepers had nothing violent or gramaticly full of nonsense that they threw a pickles at theives or pickpockets.)
now modernly used as a
violent term used when extremely mad, usually shouted with extreme prejudice at someone for a minor Inconvienance.

(Verb)~

(you arrive at the theater and are dumbfounded and furious to see that the movie you wanted to enjoy is sold out)

customer-What the hell! i drove five miles to see this movie and its sold out
just Great!

employee-sorry sir better luck next time

customer-you know what Go Suck a Pickle!

by Alejandro Cruz June 28, 2008

fuzzy pickle

The photographer in the Super Nintendo game 'EarthBound'

Smile and say "Fuzzy Pickles!"

by SierraK December 8, 2007

pickle rick

The true form of the sheer genius of Rick Sanchez.

Morty... Flip over the pickle, Morty...
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE, MORTY! I'M PICKLE RICK!

by NoHaxJustxX_Itz_Cr1nG3_YT_Xx July 19, 2017

picklelicker

someone who licks pickles or big hairy penises

you stupid picklelicker

by i like pickles January 23, 2008

pickle wiggle

When a man furiously wiggles his pickle (cock) around, thus called a pickle wiggle.

Did you see Connor doing the pickle wiggle on Anna last night?

by Miff Maff October 10, 2014

pickle pimp

a pimp so active in his sex life, his penis stays pickled like that of a pickle never having time to dry out.

That Gregg was such a male whore, he became the pickle pimp!

by jules auni June 20, 2008

Pickle Claw

When you stick your whole hand into a vagina and/or asshole. It would be as if you were reaching into a jar to grab a pickle.

"Come over to my place and I will pickle claw your ass"

"Dude, you've been pickle clawed"

"Dude, this guy broke into my house...Stole all my stuff...Creating a pickle claw situation"

by DusZABonBran December 20, 2008