Pub Intellectual

A shallow moron who thinks he is more clever than anybody else, simply because he can quote some dubious authors.

-Cretinous swine!

Pub intellectual, ain't ya?

-Ho hum.

by TheBot November 30, 2009

Pub Spin

A pub crawl where the participants travel via bicycle rather than on foot. The group of people will try to visit as many pubs as possible in one day/night, having a set number of alcoholic beverages at each location.

A favorite activity in Portland PDX on a weekend afternoon is to go for a pub spin on the east side visiting as many of the local breweries as possible.

by GzBz October 17, 2011

Pub Hero

A person in a public match of a video game whom is doing
the act of carrying, usually in some humorous way.

Yeah dude, I'm the best pub hero I know, nobody's got shit on me!

by skao July 26, 2018

Pub salad

The culinary combination of a packet of crisps, splayed open and covered in Tabasco sauce. Invented in the Pipe & Slippers, Bristol

Oi Jono, one more pub salad and your bro is going to blow his gizzards

by Jono-L April 16, 2022

pub scrub

term used in fps(first-person shooter), a person that seems to be good and cocky in pubs(public games) but when it comes to matches etc. they cant back their noob asses up with skill.

A:You got 0wn3d in the face son!
B:ok lets scrim
A:aiite
after the scrim
A:man i was lagging
B:watever you pub scrub..uninstall n00b!

by joTHAiStoise September 9, 2006

Pub Grub

Extremely low grade cocaine, typically bought in the toilets of a manky boozer. As likely to engender feelings of paranoia and a horrible empty craving for more than any actual enjoyable buzz.

I tried to get some decent gack, but all I could get hold of was Jim's shit pub grub.

by WakaFlockaLame October 17, 2014

Pub slut

A woman whose haggard appearance and demeanour indicates she has spent most of her life at pubs and bars, binge drinking, chain smoking, sleazing onto men and picking bar fights. Typical physical traits include bleached blonde hair, overtanned and wrinkled, armband tattoo, silver rings on every finger, saggy boobs (which she is not opposed to flop out for the boys) hanging out of a white crocheted singlet. Can be found sitting at the bar, drinking a pint of cider and smoking a cigarette.

Chloe: "Your mum's a pub slut."
Katie: "But, so are we."
Chloe: "Oh, yeah. Woo! Tits out for the boys!"

by Pub Slut May 9, 2010