Lesbian By Proxy

When a woman is so ugly no man can get an erection around her so she is forced to become a lesbian if she want to have sex.

She was always interested in guys, but she's so damn ugly no go would do her. That's when she became lesbian by proxy

by GuyWIthKnowledge May 31, 2021

blumpkin by proxy

Where you are taking a dump, spanking the monkey, and having phone sex with another individual.

I couldn't get her to come over last night so I had to call her and get a blumpkin by proxy.

by bigassblackguy October 18, 2006

Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy

Mental disorder in which a mother deliberately creates narcissism in her daughter to gain attention for herself.

All the moms on Toddlers & Tiaras exhibit some degree of Munchkin Syndrome by Proxy.

by Robin L. June 3, 2010

titillation by proxy

How tweens and preteens like to get their titillation.

Some tweens crave titillation, but wouldn't dare to do anything risqué with their own bodies, so they'll wait until there's a lot of people and pants someone else.

by FridgeRaider December 14, 2004

Kavra's Kingdom Proxy

A proxy at Kavra's Kingdom is someone who manages the servers. Most low ranks don't know who they are at all. At proxy rank you get much taller than you were from helper and also much skinnier. Being a Proxy is a very hard job. We look up to proxies, well at least some of them.

Helper 1:"She became a Kavra's Kingdom proxy she's much skinnier now"
Helper 2:"I guess she will take more responsibility "
Proxy 1:"Hi guys"
-Both of them look up-

by Kavra's Kingdom dictionary November 6, 2020

slender proxy

Where people believe in slender man and try to more or less be his minions.

Being a Slender proxy means being someone who has smoked way too much damn weed and or other drugs.

by Zerogoose July 25, 2017

ferocity by proxy

A (habitual) condition in which a person is angered vicariously through another's unfavorable situation. Oftentimes, the person with the condition completely absorbs the situation as his/her own.

Don't let James find out that your girlfriend is cheating on you, he suffers from ferocity by proxy. He will kill her!

by Prof. Kyle January 26, 2011