masochism by proxy

To be excited by the object of ones unrequited desire's cruelty to loved ones or third parties as a means of personal subjugation.

To enjoy the cruelty of the powerful over the powerless when powerless yourself.

When the one you can't have insists on being cruel to the one you've got, and you cum in your pants? That's not even masochism, it's masochism by proxy.

by Rick.T.Urbane April 23, 2015

Asian by Proxy

A non-Asian person who relentlessly adopts Asian culture, food, and its holidays is Asian by proxy. They know more about Korean barbecue or Vietnamese pho than should be allowed. They understand the eye contact paradox (Westerners insist on eye contact as respect, Asians refuse to make eye contact to elders to honor them.)

Look at blondie, ordering sushi, no idea what she asked for, but Asian by proxy.

by Silent Barracuda October 1, 2016

Embarrassed by proxy

Feeling embarrassed for somebody when they are doing something embarrassing

I was embarrassed by proxy for it the girl talking too loudly in the movie theater

by Kputzer March 2, 2018

anorexia by proxy

Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.

No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.

by M. Blur June 22, 2011

cock proxy

Having proxy powers of the cock, in order to bone someone's wife.

"Hey Man! Your wife is hot! Would you grant me cock proxy so I can bone her?"

by DenverHaze October 23, 2012

shot proxy

The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.

I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.

by JulieO February 11, 2014

Proxy-Mitesh

A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.

man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!

by unknown_male_486645 June 24, 2011