Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

Providisions

When someone provided something, the something is called a Providision.

Person: Could I provide a tip or two?

Gordon Ramsay: YOU FUCKIN IDIOT! WHY WOULD I NEED YOUR PROVIDISIONS!!!

by Emilyteeheee July 9, 2019

Provisions

(n) term used to described the stash of food you plan to eat after consuming cannabis

“Which one of us is going to the store to get provisions?!”

by Cocosmom September 6, 2020

Proximitud

Referring to hoes who are nearby or within your geographical location.

Coined from the English word "Proximity" and the Ibibio word "Itid" meaning "Vagina".

Variations include "Proximitid", "Proximitres"

1. Haven't really been speaking to Sarah cuz I was out of town. I'll hit her up once I'm in Proximitud.
2. Me flirting with a girl depends on Proximitud.

by iBlaq November 14, 2020

proximie

a term used in medical field to describe "recording or reviewing" a surgery

a: I did a tough surgery in the morning, should be good for future reference.
b: did you proximie it? let me see!

by user0701 January 7, 2021

Proximity Zero

The distance from your mind that the cabal can observe your inner thoughts, send you messages to trigger a schizophrenic reaction, or jerk the steering wheel towards an innocent woman.

Friend: I thought I heard something around the corner!?
Me: No, someone’s in your head at proximity zero.
Friend: I must be schizophrenic!

by brainslave711 February 26, 2021

Providiot

A Provincial leader who is inept at their duties but continues to govern at our peril

He was a providiot but unfortunately he was nowhere near the end of his term and all of his providiots who follow him love everything he does

by Pinto girl May 28, 2021