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Did you see that protonerd give the keynote speech, charm that super model and fix that old ladies computer all at once?!?!?
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The act of masturbating, but having no feeling, thus "pretending" someone else is giving you a hand job.
Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Apply a rubber band to base of ones penis (to lose personal feeling- See step 2 of Voyeur), then beat that meat like an polish butcher.
Last night I struck out at the club, so I went home and enjoyed a "Pretender". This dude waxed my rocket like a NASA janitor.
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Get the heterosexual pretender mug.The moment when the pretender is mistrustful, this frase is used when "When the imposter is sus!" meme starts being unfunny.
Michael: Hey Clint, when the pretender is mistrustful!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
Clint: SHUT THE FUCK UP MICHAEL FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE! I AM TIRED OF THIS MEME CAN YOU FUCKING SHUT UP FOR AN ETERNITY?!
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Get the When the pretender is mistrustful! mug.Hong Kong Protesters, otherwise known as Honkers . They are a group of protestors (babies) who fight for no reason, they have no clue what they are fighting for, and if angry, they would hit a police officer. If the police officer rebels, or even touches them, they shall fall over and cry and scream in pain.
Did you see those Hong Kong Protesters, I can't believe they are in their 20s, yet they all have a maturity level of a three year old.
by Earth person 1212 October 2, 2019
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A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.
A Corpse is made up of employees sent by corporate bosses to protest legislation that will impact their company. These cadavers are used in paid AstroTurf rallies. In a time when unemployment is double digits, termination of employment is a great motivator of Corpse Protesters.
Corpse Protesters work for numerous industries. The Insurance Corpse protests health insurance regulation, the Climate Corpse protests environmental protection and green energy and the Banking and Wall Street Corpse protests banking regulation that would protect consumers and prevent another meltdown. Militias are the most dangerous of the corpses. Hyped up on talk radio gloom and doom, these unemployed white men protest non existent gun regulation and their tactics border on terrorism.
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