Prostate Shank

Putting a knife up your ass so that you can experience using a tampon.

Guy 1: hey man I prostate shanked last night it was great.
Guy 2: Damn what's that?
Guy 1: I stabbed my prostate and put a tampon up my ass to experience womanhood.
Guy2: you need help dude.

by The Shankinator November 12, 2018

prostate monger

One who hoards fesh juicy prostate. Will not settle for dry or spoiled prostate.

I once talked to a prostate monger and she said, "I only milk the freshest and finest prostates in town".

by Michael McGuire February 10, 2004

Prostatetute

High end manwhore, buddy who is occasionally a whore on sale. But tends to be a delusional fuck.

For instance, when a buddy douches out on you, in futile pursuit of some girl.

What the fuck is wrong with Dave, why is he being such a prostatetute.

by Konark May 23, 2009

prostate orgasm

the most intense orgasm known to humans

Did you know that prostate orgasm is the most intense orgasm known to humans?
Shit, I knew female orgasm is overrated af

by odode December 24, 2020

postulate

A scientific word meaning to "pull from one's ass." In the below sentence, this means that one or more scientists pulled that fact out of their asses. Whether or not they pulled your mom from one or more of their asses is left open to question. She may still be in there.

Scientists postulate that your mom has been fucked over two billion times in human history.

by Mecha Godzilla November 3, 2007

prosticate

Random word to throw in when saying "I'll ____ YOU."

I'll prosticate YOU.

by Tails February 20, 2004

Prostidater

When just sex is no longer enough and you want more from your whore.

Her : "That'll be $500 Jerry."

Jerry : "Where is this relationship going?"

Her : "Damnit Jerry why are you always such a prostidater?"

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015