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Possum stomp

Slang for "opossum stomp".

Wrestling move in which victim is held upside down by the ankles and smashed violently, headfirst, into the ground.

This is a completely justifiable and necessary recourse in the event that one's opponent is "playing opossum", or just being a bitch.
"Boy, I'm gonna' possum stomp your head into your ass," laughed the friendly neighborhood policeman.
by Andrew Blevins October 18, 2008
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possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser
uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner
by crcguy October 18, 2010
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Hillary Possum

double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.
Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.
by TWade August 25, 2005
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play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)
He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.
by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010
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Possue

A special kind of group, more commonly observed in schools. As in the following of one special boy/girl, whom everyone thinks is hot. Can also mean your special group of friends.
God, he's so hot he has got his own little possue.

OR

Our entire possue is going to the movies.
by I am not a prep September 26, 2005
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Proscurity

His aim and proscurity made his team dominate the competition.
by Mark Fobert April 27, 2008
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Prossercute

The act of a Wisconsin state supreme court justice wrapping his hands around the throat of another (female) Wisconsin state supreme court justice. See also: choke hold; GOP.
Man, did you see how he Prossercuted that bitch? Serves her right!
by ProsserFanBoi July 11, 2011
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