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PROPOSION

A proposition/deal & proposal/idea in one. An offer with a catch.
I have a PROPOSION for you, I'll give you $20 for the gourmet sandwhich, if you can provide free fries,unlimited napkins and a drink with it?
by HomeComic April 19, 2018
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penis proposal

when one "pops the question" by exposing his dick with wedding ring on the tip of his pecker.

if answered yes the other must orally remove the ring off the cock.

if answered no the ring must be used to jerk off in front of the other.
Girl 1: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM GETTING MARRIED.
Girl 2: oh my gosh how did he propose

Girl 1: well it was a penis proposal.
Girl 2: a what?
Girl 1: so we were in the car driving home when he all of a sudden whipped his dick out.
Girl 2:.....
Girl 1: but on the end of his GIANT dick was beautiful diamond studded wedding ring, so then i blew him to get the ring off.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
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chicano proposal

when a chicano gets his old lady pregnant and they have no choice but to get married.
Lil' Puppet: hey foo, you ever gonna marry your hyna, Mousie, a?

Joker: chale ese, i proposed a couple weeks ago
Lil' Puppet: for reals foo? congratulations a
Joker: for reals, she tolls me she was pregnant and i was all, "for reals? we better get married a."
Lil' Puppet: thas the chicano proposal right there mang, thas wassup vato.
by evenbilljameshatesyou January 20, 2022
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poposhopped

the act of creating false, incriminating evidence by the police
"Dude, did you hear Greg got busted for possession?"
"No way man! I thought he quit years ago!"
"He did, the police poposhopped the crack after they arrested him"
by NeLsoNick December 15, 2008
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propoke

(verb) The act of provoking someone with a poke. The most targeted area is the stomach region, and can also be used with the "I'm not touching you" technique of harrasment.
To really get your annoyance on, moisten your finger and perform a propoke right into someone's ear to create the Wet Willy.
I will slap you silly next time you propoke me in the stomach!
by Hani Habra March 3, 2011
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Preposterous Battle

A battle where two or more friends compete to use the most instances of the words preposterous or preposterously.
"It is preposterously preposterous how preposterously preposterous this preposterously preposterous Preposterous Battle is, and it is preposterously preposterous when people say preposterous, preposterously, or preposterously preposterous in a preposterously long sentence.
by International June 26, 2013
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prompose

To ask someone to prom, a formal dance held by most high schools in the United States and elsewhere.
I'm going to prompose to Jessica today, wish me luck!
by quenix June 1, 2018
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