When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 2, 2013
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Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.
Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
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Tony's laptop had strong assword protection - he had smudged the mouse with a thick, plentiful wad of bowel butter so Jennifer couldnt access photos of him pounding her Mum's anus while she slept.
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Get the Protection mug.1. Keep your head down. Keep you eyes, ears, and mind open/sharp.
2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.
3. You're not as tough as you think you are.
4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"
2. Respect/Re-examine your vulnerability and that of other people.
3. You're not as tough as you think you are.
4. Ask yourself "Is (this) conflict really worth the risk of death/significant damage? Is there a better/safer/more humane way to solve this problem?"
by officialblackperson May 16, 2010
Get the protect ya neck mug.A protectorate nation is a nation with a poor military and general unrest among the ethnic groups. To solve this, they sacrifice some political freedom to a more powerful country, usually a G7 / G8 nation which intervenes in their political affairs as a reward for keeping the population under control.
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But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
But after the class? What he'd do to us.
With a girl he would snack
On her small, fur-lined crack
With a boy he would bugger his pooterus.
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