This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".
Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.
Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)
Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?
Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)
*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *
*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *
The End!!!😃
Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)
Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?
Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)
*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *
*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *
The End!!!😃
by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015
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To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.
by Ash03 April 12, 2017
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by PawzUK1 November 30, 2013
Get the promise mug.A promise necklace- peice of jewelry often with a similar charm and chain between two people who feel for each other, being romantic, friendship, or even family related. A bond, a promise that that person will always be there for you and visa versa
"I'm buying my ex girlfriend a promise necklace for Christmas, although we've brought each other through hell and back on Earth, she's still my rock and I love her unconditionally. "
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"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."
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"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."
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