Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

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projectile commenting

Talking so loudly (especially on a cell phone) that everyone within earshot hears. Often done by self-aggrandizing poseurs who want people to notice them.

"I asked the waiter to move us to a different table, because that show business agent wanna-be was projectile commenting about his meeting with George Clooney"

by Ourmanflint1 December 19, 2007

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penile projection

When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.

Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.

Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"

by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014

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Prospecting

the art of picking out the good females.

you into her??
ehh, still just prospecting...

by kompressor October 16, 2004

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Projectile Dysfunction

When a man cant find the means to ejaculate during sex

I'm Vety and I suck balls (and have projectile dysfunction)

by Prince2011 October 14, 2011

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Projectile Monowave

After anal sex the reciving participants ass hole leaks cum. This is called a Mono Wave. If this person were to fart during this time this would cause a Projectile Mono Wave sometimes known as Mono Tidal Wave, this can be a sign of good look and in some rural tribes this is worshiped as a sign of God.

"How do you think he got that rash on his face"
"I heard he was giving a rim job when she had a Projectile Monowave"
"Well I won't bet against him anytime soon"

by Crustinisation January 27, 2017

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