Procrasterchanning

this is when you go on 4chan or do 4chan related things to put off doing things.

Guy 1: Yah I was going to pick up my kid from day care but ended up procrasterchanning

Guy 2 : Dude daycare was over 2 hours ago..

Guy 1: Yah hold on lemme just check if someone replied

by a person07 May 25, 2010

procrasterbated

instead of doing your homework or anything else you just procrasterbate and just cry while you masturbate

instead of doing my homework i just procrasterbated

by parry henis October 28, 2007

procrasterbate

1) Being to lazy to masterbate you occupy yourself with other tasks.
2) Masterbating constantly to the point of neglecting all other tasks

1) Dude, I'm so tired I've been procrasterbating all day.
2) The world had ended due to excessive procrasterbation.
3) Jimmy, if you don't stop procrasterbating you'll end up just like your father!
4) If only I could stop procrasterbating, I'd get a lot more done
5) To procrasterbate, or not to procrasterbate, that is the question

by Paul Elekes May 6, 2008

procrasterbate

to masterbate instead of doing an unwanted duty.

he never does his homework. he would rather procrasterbate.

by ruberbandman November 6, 2011

consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The ultimate sin.

Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.

by The true lord December 28, 2016

procrastercrafting

To procrastinate by playing minecraft.

He fails all his classes because he is always procrastercrafting

by Brick123456789 May 1, 2011

procraterbation

The act of procrastination by masturbating and not getting anything done.

I didn't feel like doing my work so I procrasterbated and my teacher got mad when she found out. Looks like procrasterbation didn't work. "procraterbation"

by jdawg555 March 22, 2011