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The Three Laws of Procrastination

1. There is always 'later'.

2. The more work there is to be done, the longer you will procrastinate.

3.
You're reading The Three Laws of Procrastination on urban dictionary.. There's got to be something better you could be doing with your life, right..? ... no?.....*sigh*
by TypewriterMonkey May 2, 2015
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procrastinatious

Any person or thing that causes time to be wasted when more important things are pending...
Karen's bum knee and her A.D.D. has caused her to really be procrastinatious to all of her events lately...
by psyCohn April 7, 2010
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Poocrastination

The act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.
"I really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn't have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. Poocrastination is going to get me fired."
by Coatsey August 27, 2013
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procrastination

A philosophy based on the premise that ignoring problems will make them go away.
He was an ardent follower of procrastination.
by Procrastimaster December 28, 2005
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procrastination

The act of going on urbandictionary to merely look up the word 'procrastination', and then go further and define it, whilst knowing that you're wasting time and need to be getting shit done.
procrastination at it's finest.
by shitimprocrastinatingagain December 13, 2016
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accidental procrastination

The act of thinking that something (i.e. essay, project, birth of a child) was due on a later day leading to last minute preparations, and half-assed work.
LISA WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE BABY WAS DUE TODAY WE NEED TO GO!!!!

Eddie - DAMN IT!
Aaron - Damnit? what happened?
Eddie - I HATE ACCIDENTAL PROCRASTINATION
Aaron - Me too
Eddie - I thought these essays were due Tuesday
by THE Table! May 11, 2009
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procrastination

Establishing an environment in which the creative juices can flow.
My best work is always done at the last minute, whether it be working on a project or studying for a test. I just take my time, and the ideas begin to flow.
by Mallory Rajan May 23, 2005
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