Precautionary Pre-Game

To drink alcoholic beverages prior to a social engagement that may or may not be happening in order to make it more enjoyable. Similar to the standard Pre-Game.

Michael: I'm gonna start drinking, might be going out tonight.

Alex: Ah, a Precautionary Pre-Game.

by PlayerOnFire March 6, 2021

-pocalypse

a suffix that is affixed to any word that describes the cause of a situation of relative discomfort derived from the last 3 syllables of 'armageddon.'

As of late, the suffix "-pocalypse" has been popularized in the media, trying to make a minor event bigger than it is. Interestingly, an actual apocalypse would likely go by another name, or receive the suffix anyway. i.e. 'Armageddonopalypse.'

Related suffix: "-mageddon"

The Hyphen is not always used.

Someone left the 'fridge open, now were having the mold-pocalypse of '11

by annoyedCitizen70 July 19, 2011

pocari sweat

Strange, tangy supposedly 'soft' drink from Japan which, according to the blurb on the can, replaces the electrolytes lost through perspiration.
The sensation of actually drinking the stuff is like putting your tongue on the twin terminals of a 9v. battery.

Pocari Sweat is Japanese Coke to Calpis' Pepsi.

by Miles Pieri February 2, 2004

procaffenating

(n.) The tendency not to start anything until you've had a cup of coffee.

I am procaffenating with my project starts until I am shaking and twitching.

by Argonator February 4, 2016

Proactiv Solution

Stupid shit that costs way too much. Doesn't do shit. I hate it.

Dude, did you try that Proactiv?
Yeah, it didn't do shit. I hate it.
Oh.

by Captain Chad February 3, 2005

Procasturbation

To procrastinate by masturbating. Usually done while watching porn or some strange Disney cartoon.

Andy: "What did you do this weekend"
Isaac: "Just flipped on meat-spin for a little procasturbation time."

Logan: "Hey should we call Isaac?"
Matt: "Nah, Andy said he is probably procasturbating again.

by forrealz69 March 31, 2010

procakes

Very professional. The 'cakes' exaggerates on the pro-ness.

Guy: HOLY LOOK AT THE PROCAKES CB
Guy2: Wtf?

by 4NN137R4NN February 4, 2009