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open prison

1.A Prison where you are allowed to leave during the day to go to a place of employment, the pub, score crack or just visit the local children's playground.

2.A term used to describe a Pontins Holiday parks. However, open prisons as described in 1 are probably less grubby and better maintained. They are also frequented by fewer petty criminals.
"I've just been on a mini-break to Pontins near Burnham-on-Sea. Would have had a better time at Strangeways"
"I've heard it's a bit of an open prison"
by gonkenstien August 16, 2012
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correction to first example: the correct quote is "white collar resort prison", not "white color resort prison"
see above with "federal pound me in the ass prison"
by dNguyen September 8, 2006
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Prison Cleavage

When a dude in prison intentional shows the top of his ass by sagging his pants/ wearing a short shirt. Intended to attract lovers like when women show off their cleavage.
Inmate 1: Daaaaamn bro, did you see the top of Tyrell's ass just now.

Inmate 2: Oh hell yeah. Thas some nice prison cleavage. I'ma rape his ass good tonight.

Inmate 1: Lucky...
by ak2215 August 17, 2015
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hillary for prison

The campaign of hillary Clinton except this time she loses agian but deserves to win because libs be crying about comey but they didn't like him when he was looking into the email scandal that hillary Clinton was involved with
by Repack June 3, 2017
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Prison Bitch

An anal/oral sex slave for the inmates in prison. Usually happens due to the loneliness in prison and the horny men in prison.
After being arrested for rape, Kelvin became a prison Bitch for Mike and Tyler! Kelvin was a skinny guy, so he had no chance against the bulky cocks greeting his asshole, and he is forced to receive dick. His ass is now torn up and his spincter turned into a red generous rosebud!
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 29, 2017
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prison wallet

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.
Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007
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glass prison

Glass Prison can refer to a few things. Generally it is used to describe an addiciton to alcohol. However, it can also be used in the context of emotional problems. By having a mental problem that nobody can see, one feels essentially trapped in an invisible box. A 'glass prison' of such.
"I cannot break out of my glass prison all alone"
by Roddn Smith November 21, 2006
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