Primal Aspid

flying cunts

Person 1: How was your Steel Soul run?

Person 2: Great until those fucking Primal Aspids fucked me over in Kingdom's Edge

by A Local Idiot March 7, 2021

pr1mix

A top notch editor and also really good at writing his own definitions

A: omg babe pr1mix just posted
B: I'm leaving you for pr1mix bozo
A: fair enough

by pr1mix May 2, 2022

walmart premium

The augmented price you're willing to pay for an item in order to not have to walk into a Walmart.

"I'd get this watch here but it's $4 cheaper at Walmart"
"Just buy it here. It's only a $4 dollar Walmart premium"

by Elateach January 19, 2014

Priit

1. A lazy European school boy

2. Someone how enjoys Hockey

3. someone who rides unicorns, and wrangles penguins, in the Amazon

4. Enjoys cartoon characters

Tommy was a priit this summer, he didn't do anything.

Lilly: Do you know what Derek did this summer?

Mia: I heard that he became a total priit.

Lily: Dude, i want to be a priiter.

Mia: I know right penguins are so cool.

by whywait April 21, 2011

Priding

(v.) To engage in LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender) Pride Fedstival-related activities, usually in the summer time.

We'll be priding this weekend. How about you?

by Neologian-PJG June 25, 2012

optimus primal

The commander of the deep space exploratory ship the Axalon, this Maximal took the name of his childhood hero in hopes it would make him helluva tough. It kinda did...but being a gorilla worked better. He fought man times with the beastial t-rex megatron, and it sorta resembled a scene from the remake of king kong. He went of into space and was blown up by jamming himself into a toaster like object based on the moon and created by the alien race 'The Vok' that was casting a death beam onto earth in order to explodify the energon deposits placed there by said beasties. He came back because if he didnt the series wouldn't have gone anywhere and he was granted a hoverboard. A monkey with a hoverboard, how quaint. Anyway, he clashed again with megatron and his beasties, going through a decepticon agent, his ship, and the axalon in order to preserve peace. Finally, Megatron found Optimus Prime sitting on his pimp throne in a volcano and blew his head to itty bitty pieces. This didn't stop Primal; he acted brashly just like Mr. T and took Prime's spark into his body, and he began to mutate as if he were Mr. T and he ate his greens and drank his milk every day. This made him Optimal Optimus, and he was truly helluva tough. He was a monkeytankplanebot, and acted like Prime for an episode. Ultimately, he starred in a spin off of beast wars called beast machines and halfway through the show the rating went into the toiled and mainframe made him perform some brokebackesqueness with megatron, falling into the heart of cybertron while emracing his foe, claiming that he wished he knew a way to quit him. They both died...I think.

Well, that's just Prime! -catchphrase of Optimus Primal

Transform and roll out! -while possed by Prime

by zeromus prime February 23, 2007

american girls premiere

The awesomest game ever to grace this fair earth. In it, one choses an American Girl: Kirsten, Felicity, Addy, Molly, Samantha or Josefina (2nd Edition), and one makes plays based on the chosen character.

After choosing a girl, there are specific sets and side-characters that belong to them, based off the books. For example, if you chose Felicity, Jiggy-Nye can also be in your play.

This game is good because it lets you use scandalous words like "boobs" and "poop" without restraint. Also, you can make the people talk in either "British" or "American" Robot voices, which is so cool!

In American Girls Premiere, if you type in the word "booger" the robot voice says "boojer;" it is so awesome!!!

American Girls Premiere is the reason I keep living.

by American Girl October 23, 2007