Preston

preston is preston, a non fat BIG BONED race car obsessed sociopath. He loves to terrorize his younger siblings and loves to smell yogurt in his spare time. his fav subject is math and he smells like grahm crackers and band-aids. He has braces, no eyebrows, and very little hair. He LOVES SKYLAR, MACKENZIE, AND KAM. we are his bffs4L. hes from the ghetto aka flo-ri-dah as so he says. but hes really from wisconsin.

omg have u met preston?

u mean princess paddy cakes?

yeah

by Fuck lannika April 17, 2022

preston

The protagonist of your class in terms of grades. He is literally untouchable when it comes to grades. God gave him plot armor thick enough to stop Mr. Reilly or Dr. Terranova bad grades. He works and studies very hard and is a professional phantom forces player, despite playing on a laptop that can't run google. His brain has enough ram to join a google meet 272 times. Careful though, because he is the most based person you will ever meet. Don't insult him or he'll call you gay and black as well as offensive slurs for those words respectively.

Preston literally memorized the entire aeneid just by reading it once what the fuck

by helloaeneid December 5, 2021

Preston

He is really in to the definition of phasing and cant guess it.

Preston can Phase

by LolItsMe3 December 16, 2021

Preston

When you meet a preston your world just stops… you don’t know how to react because the vibes they give you are just amazing and make you fall in love… They are sweet, kind, generous, loyal, and compassionate. They make the best of friends and best of a person.

Omg preston is so amazing have you to go talk to him

by My guy is amazing 101 October 28, 2021

Preston

He is the sweetest person in the world and he makes my heart so happy. He mean the world to me and is actually so gorgeous. Hes funny, and is the most considerate guy ive ever met. NAH BECAUSE HE IS HOT ASF. I love him so much and he makes life fun

Hey do you know Preston?
Yeah hes only the most perfect guy to exist.

by im good ill pass June 8, 2023

Preston

brown hair and hazel eyes,and his brown hair is mostly combed to the side. super hot and super sexy, and is addicted to computer games. loves anime, and is most likely gayalthough he acts straight. compatible with "Robert," "Jack" and "Mark."

"Preston is soo hot! If he werent gay, i would totally hook up with him."

by eboylou March 14, 2019

Preston

A guy that won't stop playing rust

person 1 "oh look preston is on rust"
person 2 "when will he stop?"

by HammyDestroyerOfWorlds October 28, 2021