premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008

Preemptive unfriending

When one deletes a friend from Facebook because he or she knows that the Facebook friend in question would eventually delete them instead. Preemptive unfriending thus robs the deleted Facebook friend of the joy of being able to delete them.

John: Why'd you delete Bec from you friend list?
Adam: I knew she'd eventually delete me so I wanted to take the satisfaction of unfriending for myself.
John: Ah, a preemptive unfriending.

by AntonBordman August 31, 2012

Premarital Sex

Sex before marriage. Most religious people are not permitted to engage in it, but most of them do anyways. Some people say it's fun, others say it's immoral. It's considered a grave sin in Christianity, Judaism, and Islam. In some countries, it is punishable by death (Primarily muslim countries) but in most developed countries, it's perfectly legal.

James: I waited until marriage to have sex, so as soon as my wife saw how small my dick was, she divorced me

Joe: Damn dude, why didn't you just show her?

James: I'm a Christian and we can't have premarital sex

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020

Premature Jibulation

While one is snowboarding, they feel the sudden urge to jib the closest thing to them wether it be a tree or a four year-old's snowboard while he is sitting down. It is a very serious and very common disease among people who have an excess amount of steeze.

"Yo dude, I just did some serious premature jibulation on this chick's face"

"Bro, that's gross"

by Gustache May 18, 2007

Premature Eflashulator

When having your pictures taken by multiple cameras, the premature eflashulator is the person who: a) takes too many photos in rapid succession, b) takes pictures out of turn, resulting in photos where everyone is looking away, c) solely takes pictures for the purpose of blinding people with the flash, or any combination of the three.

Joe: Dude, taking Prom pictures would've been a blast had it not been for Ashley's mom.
Sam: Yeah man, she's a severe premature eflashulator. Her pictures are going to look really good -- if she wanted 26 pictures where everyone is looking at other cameras.

by jmath19 June 12, 2011

premature ejaculation inducer

a girl who is so intensely attractive that she causes a guy spill his load too soon, thus inducing a premature ejaculation.

much to her chagrin, jessica was a premature ejaculation inducer. all of her sexual encounters lasted only a few moments; her hottness was to blame for the rapid ejaculatory speed of her male partners.

by bumbleclot July 11, 2006

Premature X-Factulation

When you use your X-Factor way too early in a match in Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

Dude! What the hell was that? The match isn't even five seconds in and you already used your X-Factor? Talk about premature x-factulation!

Damn! I would have won that match but I premature x-factulated!

by Club Festin May 8, 2011