consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.

Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.

by Laura Mae December 3, 2007

Peace Prize Surprise

Getting some unexpected but very welcome recognition or windfall.

Winning something awesome, against the odds.

President Obama never saw that Nobel Peace Prize coming. Surprise!

I woke up this morning to a Peace Prize surprise: hot, naked booty! Thanks, beer!

by MathKills November 7, 2009

prize pack

A towel and lube, prepared in advance for Anal sex.

She told me if I cleaned the house I'd win the prize pack. I cleaned the house.

by Troubled Charlie February 22, 2011

prayze

Prayze girls are the funniest, nicest people you will ever meet. They are fun, but she will roast you till you're burnt. She loves attention and is Beautiful. They will be one of your Best Friends. Sometimes she can catch an attitude, but you will always become fiends again.

Wow! Prayze is so awesome!

by CurlyFries205 May 8, 2018

Praise the sprite

We must praise the sprite NOW

TOM: Hey we must praise the sprite it's 3AM

by I love namjoon so much April 2, 2020

parizeh

the baddest bitch ever, nice and mean also has a soft spot for women. most likely to be bi. probably scary and funny, is defo a supernatural

parizeh is so hot, bro omg!

by cassie_cassandra October 22, 2020

Grand Prize Winner

A person of relatively lower class or socioeconomic standing at an event comprised of people of higher class or socioeconomic standing.

Person 1: "How did those people get front row tickets to this play?"

Person 2: "They must be the Grand Prize Winners."

by paulstar May 23, 2006