Petlar

The pet name for a slash pairing in the fandom Heroes, consisting of Peter Petrelli and Sylar, as played by Milo Ventimiglia and Zachary Quinto. Usually characterized by an intense love/hate relationship and lots of UST, especially involving metaphorical walls and nail guns.

Peter: What are you doing here?
Sylar: I couldn't leave without you.

OR

Shipper 1: This episode is so full of Petlar, it's ridiculous.

Shipper 2: I've seen gay porn less queer than this.
Shipper 1: Seriously.

by lornrocks February 3, 2010

Poland

A nation in Eastern Europe that is home to overly nationalistic and stuck-up inhabitants who claim it was anything other than a marching ground for Europe's true powers (Germany/Prussia, Russia, France, Sweden, etc)

Jim: If you could pick one country to nuke in this world, which one would it be?
Patrick: North Korea, because they're communist
Ron: Iran, because they're evil
Jack: Poland, because it is Poland

by Nutbuster2 May 4, 2018

poland

he never into space :(

"poland is a country"
"YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS A COUNTY?"

by jimmy_mom:D November 4, 2021

Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.

Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.

by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009

Polar Ice Cap

The fine art of shoving and ice cube up one's lovers ass, waiting for the ice to melt, then sucking to water out.

It is called the polar ice cap because the ice melts and trickles down steam much like the polar ice caps.

Karen wanted a polar ice cap for her birthday because the cooling sensation of the ice dulled the pain of her hemorrhoids.

by matt tacha June 1, 2009

Polar Bear Rape

the growing epidemic of people being raped by polar bears. if you see a polar bear acting in a seductive manner stay calm and don't show any signs of returning those feelings, because you will be raped.

Old man: I was out in the frozen tundra of alaska with my friend Mantuck hunting alpaca when we saw a person getting raped by a polar bear.
Person: ***Gasp***
Old man: then when I was sleeping the polar bear raped me. When i called the police they said they couldn't help.
Paid actor: Polar Bear rape is a growing epidemic and needs to be taken seriously

by #polarbearrapeofficals January 10, 2013

Polari

a language spoken by English homosexuals during the second world war and by older theatrical types.

Pol-Ah-ree

by shoes April 23, 2003