The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009
Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."
Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!
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Jim: "Hey, did you hear that hissing sound coming from that family of hippopotamuses?"
Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."
Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"
Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"
Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."
Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"
Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"
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I had some down time at work today, so I went into the women's bathroom and started pulling the porpoise.
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