porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 29, 2009

Porpoise Ass

A phenomenon where your asshole seems to move up to your tailbone before you take a shit. This results in feces being back blasted to the toilet.

I had a terrible case of porpoise ass after eating Taco Bell.

by Boopqwereeee May 7, 2015

Porpith

A large terrestrial mammal with a lisp, often associated with the hippopotamus family. They're most commonly found by naive travelers of East Africa mistaking a porpith for a hissing snake.

Jim: "Hey, did you hear that hissing sound coming from that family of hippopotamuses?"

Steve: "Yeah, that was probably just a porpith. They're more common than you think."

Jim: "Um, what's a porpith Steve?"

Steve: "Ah! Funny you should ask... look it up on unbandictionary.com!"

by Steven Anthony Lawrence July 3, 2016

porpor

The most handsome and awesome person of all time

Porpor is always Porpor

by Paopaoskea November 21, 2021

Porple

A wanna be blueish purple that no one uses because it is just a worse blueish purple.

Porple is a lot like that friend who thinks they are funny but in reality are just rascist.

by BIGDICKBIRTHA September 13, 2022

tickle the porpoise

v. masturbation

dude, when I saw that pamela Anderson video, I HAD to go tickle the porpoise!

by rascalollie August 10, 2009

pulling the porpoise

to masturbate

I had some down time at work today, so I went into the women's bathroom and started pulling the porpoise.

by xxmetoxx November 5, 2009