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porkestra

1. The sound made by a large group of fat people. Contains noises of grunting, farting, burping, skin flaps rubbing, with a constant undertone of heavy breathing and wheezing.

2. The sound made by a fat person as they snore while simultaneously farting and burping. Immediately followed by a toxic smell that kills even termites.
Good lord, there are so many lard asses in here it sounds like a porkestra. Uh, and the smell...
by Ronald Burgandrew April 26, 2010
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Lukey Pookie

A sexual nickname you call someone named Luke when you want them to cum in your fat ass. Call someone this cute nickname named Luke when you sexually/romantically want them.
“Lukey Pookie don’t stop”
“Lukey Pookie it’s so big”
I love you, Lukey Pookie”
“Lukey Pookie cum in my ass
by anonymous January 19, 2022
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Pookie

Name used for a girlfriend who is the best girlfriend in the world. A named used as a cute reference to your amazing significant other.
I love you Pookie!

You are an amazing Pookie and I treasure you deeply.
by pabz February 24, 2013
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Pookie

It must be a Southern California thing but here, “Pookie” means a tweak pipe. I guess they’re also called crack pipes. Another variation is just calling it a “pook”.
Person 1: Hey did you buy a pook or are we just going to rail this?

Person 2: What the hell is a pook?

Person 1: The pookie dude!

Person 2: Nah but I have this lightbulb.
by Thatonebiitch November 21, 2018
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pokie

a nipple that seeps through a shirt, t-shirt, dress, cloth. Generally most visible when nipples are hard, excited.
Did you check out what Britney Spears was wearing on Conan last night? You could see her pokies.
by yellow pimp October 3, 2004
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Porkicide

Last night I performed the ancient art of porkicide on my girlfriend and boy do I feel good.
by bartyjoe from the land of sand September 24, 2009
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pokie bum wank

Pokie bum wank is when you slide a finger or a couple of fingers up your ass whilst having a wank.
"Hey Marv , I'm ducking home quick for a pokie bum wank ay bruv"
by Dub_unicorn November 13, 2017
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