Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

poopstabate

this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.

comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.

i love to poopstabate after i orgasm humanly.

by John really brown December 22, 2004

Poptart Cat

The "Nyan Cat" is commonly referred to as "Poptart Cat" to idiots such as Javier Altimirano, and many more.

Justin: "Hey Javier, come listen to this song!"
Javier: "Oh cool! It's the Poptart Cat!"
Jake: "It's not a fucking Poptart Cat, it's a Nyan Cat."

by definatelynotjustin October 30, 2011

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

poptart dad

A delinquent father who believes that poptarts or any class of similar breakfast desserts high in fructose corn syrup can deliver adequate nourishment for their offspring. This individual usually puts forth minimal parental efforts to care for its young and usually is seen engaging in violent online clan gaming environments while simultaneously providing them with convenient pre-packaged high glycemic index sugary treats instead of proper nutritious options. This nutrition plan promotes discouraging signs of tooth decay fairly early in the child's life.

Me: "The reason we cant stand to be around our nephew for more than 5 minutes is because he is bouncing off the wall from all the poptarts you are feeding him for breakfast and 10 o'clock at night".....

Poptart Dad: "SO IM A POPTART DAD?!? THATS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IM A POPTART DAD????"

Me: "Well yeah, if you want to call it that THEN YEAH YOU'RE A POPTART DAD!!!"

by children raising children June 30, 2011

poptart

The best fucking shit you will ever taste in your life.

Dude, why did you eat my fucking poptart?

by NicoleKaylynn May 13, 2008

popeta

Instead of the whole penis, this actually means the tip or head of said large penis.

"Chupame la popeta", wouild be correct usage, but, calling someone a popeta would be inffering that he's a ...........dick head?

by SILVERLS August 4, 2009