A large white male with long curly "tendrals" of hair. Often is mistaken for Wierd Al. Is known as a technnical asshole and a fucking know it all.
by NymphRacket January 11, 2004
1. Phrase uses to indicate one would be willing to have sexual intercourse with a female.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
2. Phrase used to imply sarcasm towards a female. Another way to say big deal.
1. What you think about that girl over there? Pootie do or pootie don't?
2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
2. She's walking around bragging about working out for, a grand total of, one day. Pootie do!! Real lifestyle makeover.
by LaRhettie May 18, 2013
by Matt Man07 March 05, 2021
When a man, who is punching above his weight, offers to be the father of the child of an impregnated girl just so he can sleep with her.
Geez, that Bradford will do anything to get into Shirley's pants. He's now the father of the bun in the oven! He'll make a great chequebook dad. He did shoplift the pooty.
by ratsbackside February 10, 2017
The phonetic spelling of the way the "Heavy" character from Team Fortress 2 requests a dispenser, (an in-game item built by the Engineer character that gives health and ammo to nearby players), saying "Put dispenser here" though his accent makes it sound rather difficult
Heavy: "Pootis Spencer Here!"
by BrokenParticles July 25, 2017