spam popsicle

Penis; cock; one-eyed monster. A synonym of meat popsicle.

Brenda had a fucking field day on my spam popsicle after I told her I had over 600 thumbs-up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by Nick D November 1, 2005

Peanutty Popsicle

During anal intercourse, the phallis is extracted from the anal cavity with a nougaty film (sometimes even with undigested pieces of peanuts or whole corn kernals). The brown, caramel encrusted phallis is thrust into the receiver's mouth resembling a peanutty popsicle.

Maggie: Dan gave me the peanutty popsicle last night!

Jenny: Huh?

Maggie: I think it had some of the Cobb salad I ate for lunch yesterday.

by Richard Pride March 9, 2010

let's blow this popsicle stand!

A very silly way to say "Let's get a move on."

Pokey used this phrase at the beginning of Earthbound for SNES

Let's blow this popsicle stand... but don't you think you should say goodbye to your mon first?

by Hamelin May 13, 2004

Russian Popsicle

a Russian Popsicle is performed when a guy has sex with a girl while she is on her period, thus bleeding on his penis. Next the women will proceed to suck all of the blood off.

My girl wanted to try something new last night, we did a Russian Popsicle, it was kinda nasty.

by Rlvers March 18, 2011

Poopsicle

Like a popsicle, but made of poop.

Thats one tasty poopsicle!

by MadLogic July 30, 2003

Cherry Popsicle

When a man is unaware he is banging a bitch on the rag and when he pulls his erect dick out, it is covered in blood.

"Dude this chick didnt tell me she was on the rag and when I pulled by dick out it looked like a cherry popsicle!"

by Vah-rule January 15, 2009

pooticles

Any particulate matter left over after flushing when one has defacated in a toilet.

You totally left an island of pooticles in my bathroom.

by Ham and eggs February 3, 2008