pontiac

shitty car
hooptie:

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac

Hah, look at that stupid fuck in his pontiac.
Only a low class nigger would show up in that pontiac.
Push that pontiac, dumbfuck.

by kid hitla March 14, 2009

Ponts

Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.

(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...

(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!

(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.

by Rufio. March 29, 2010

Pontiac

A former car brand that everyone seems to think was ripping off Cadillac. Pontiac was the performance division, while Cadillac is the luxury division. In the '60s Pontiac was embarrassing Mustangs left and right. In the '70s the Firebird/Trans Am entered center stage and stayed there until 2003 when it was killed off. Pontiac made good cars until the 90s, when poor GM leadership began the killing of Pontiac. Forcing the brand to make cars and fill niches it was never meant to do. By the mid 2000s the brand was near death as GM management continued to strangle Pontiac with its piss poor decisions. In 2010 Pontiac finally died when GM was forced to kill off several brands by the US government in order to get a loan to bail themselves out of bankruptcy (also from terrible leadership). It's a shame, in 2008 and 09 Pontiac was getting ready to make a comeback, only to get cut off by GM. A company buys Camaros and rebuilds them as modern Trans Ams, in hopes of keeping at least that car's legacy alive. But extremely poor decisions like the Aztek were the fatal blow to Pontiac, who may have survived had management done better, and maybe Buick would have bit the dust instead.

Pontiac made good reliable cars. Mine just ticked over 200k miles and it still runs great. All these dumbasses complaining about their Pontiacs breaking, probably drove them like total retards.

Pontiac was never trying to copy Cadillac so that dumb PONTIAC joke doesn't make sense. Pontiac shared ideas with Camaro but Pontiac cars were generally higher powered than the Camaro.

by Sentinel Stark April 6, 2017

pontiac

Poor Old Nigger Thinks Its A Cadillac

I just bought a Pontiac throw some D's on it.

by J Remy September 7, 2007

pontafix

Following through after passing wind in the shower

"Boy did u pontafix in my bathroom again?"

by Stax mcmuffin June 26, 2006

Pontiac

1.) A Native American chief who started Pontiac's Rebellion after the Treaty of Paris 1763. He successfully made King George III sign the Proclamation of 1763 which pushed the colonists' land from the Mississippi River back to their initial boundary of the Appalachian Mountains.

2.) A type of car.

That car is so cool! Is that a Pontiac?

by Anonymous Whatever May 23, 2016

Ponts

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts

1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something

by I made up the best word EVER June 17, 2019