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Ponc

Ponc=weed
Yo do you have the ponc? Yeah man im always packing my ponc man.
by Ponc420 June 10, 2020
mugGet the Poncmug.

PONC

Person-of-non-colour
Why that PONC ass-bitch Derek gotta wear jeans and a blazer to school every day?
by TheEndr February 13, 2023
mugGet the PONCmug.

Ponce

Used when something bad or sad has happened but you want to make light of it; referring to the unfortunate and ironic death of Ponce de Leon in the show Clone High. Often lamenting something with an ironic undertone.
Could be used as "Ponce" or "Ponce moment".
Person 1: This really bad thing happened and it's negatively effecting my mental health but I'm going to make jokes constantly to cope with it.
Person 2: Ponce moment.
Person 1: Very Ponce indeed
by femboyjason October 8, 2020
mugGet the Poncemug.

michael ponce

michael ponce is not your typical michael. the last name means he has a horse cock. michael is a strong caring person with a funny but triggering personality. losing michael once will lose him forever
by psyyychadelicks April 30, 2022
mugGet the michael poncemug.

Abill Ponce

The most annoying person you will ever meet he thinks he can get all the bitches but in reality it is all in his dreams. His dick is extremely small because ever single time he has sex the girls are always unsatisfied.
Abill Ponce will always be a loner
by lkafhdosakjf April 14, 2022
mugGet the Abill Poncemug.

ponce-ificate

a person who resides in a country that benefits from another country's economic success but has to endure none of the social problems of the wealthier state.
żona ,darling, I know I'm drunk again but I shall go on WHO and ponce-ificate by telling them all how wonderful the EU is, how Putin organises migrant rape gangs and how they are all racists for disagreeing with me all from the comfort of my mono-culture ... oh and the karate instructor called for you...
by Putin's little helper May 13, 2018
mugGet the ponce-ificatemug.

Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole
Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!
by Watford for the league June 1, 2019
mugGet the Poncemug.

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