When someone uses your toilet and craps so hard and so loose that it leaves brown splash stains around the rim and on the back of the toilet reminiscent of the famous 20th century abstract expressionist painter, Jackson Pollick.
My kids know I am an admirer of modern art and I believe they are the ones that create "Crapson Pollock" paintings in my favorite place in the house to clean.
by Mom humor July 05, 2020
by Pozerski July 11, 2008
by WFRO January 21, 2018
by ArtGhetto September 07, 2020
1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.
Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
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Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
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by Pervasive D2 January 11, 2011
When a man splatters his partner with a large load of ejaculate such that it resembles a Jackson Pollock painting.
by SouthernYetti December 12, 2024
You want to create artwork over a woman who is a blank canvass to you. The woman may also be a beautiful piece of art, you Jacky Pollock spray all over her. Enhancing the art.
by Street_Justice November 17, 2023