You: I saw a furry earlier today.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.
Friend: Don't you mean a politician?
You: Meh, what is the difference.
by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot February 13, 2018
A politician is one who will say and do that which is necessary to get elected to public office.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.
NOTE: A politician’s first job, once elected, is to get reelected; therefore they must say and do that which is necessary to get reelected.
by THX2001 April 04, 2014
an idiot who only sees one side to every argument. they only vote with their political party, thus all of america loses because know one thinks on their own. all they can do is send out propoganda and petty name-calling while nothing is done in government.
politicians blow
by matix January 14, 2004
A politician is good at arguing. Therefore he/she is a master debater. Say "master debater" 3x fast - masturbater! Usually applies to a guy. Carries a negative connotation; implies that the boy can't ever get a girl and is lonely and extremely dorky.
Girl 1: What do you think of so-and-so, I think he's cute, don't you? Might make a good boyfriend.
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
Girl 2: No way, girl, he's one politician if I ever saw one!
by M. A. S, May 11, 2008
An ordinary citizen that once elected immediately sheds any notion of integrity or honour and spends all their time looting and pillaging the public purse while ensnaring the other 99.9% in Legislation that guarantees their indentured servitude.
As a Liberal politician I am happy to support this Bill that ends funding for the Women's Crisis Centre and redirects it into my million dollar office renovation and expense account.
by Thautikus December 22, 2016
A type of politician who strives to present himself to the public in a perfectly coiffed family-man package as he deftly peppers his dogmatic and craftily laundered hate with lots of God-speak.
Ron DeSantis is the the most highly rated televangelist politician at this point in time; stay tuned to this fake-Jesus devotee.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 05, 2023
A person who seems to have poorly based opinions on every aspect, defends them all blindly, and does it with very little research, IE: from just an armchair.
by moeburn September 23, 2004