v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
by Cristal December 10, 2003
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DAMN... poofinger again!
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Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
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"Dude what happened to that guy at the bar picking fights?"
"Some one pulled a Pfingsten on his ass"
"Some one pulled a Pfingsten on his ass"
by Jesse Pfingsten April 26, 2008
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The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.
The illegal act of styling the hair in a way to achieve extremely messy lift and tangles, in hopes of achieving power.
by smallfoss007 July 22, 2018
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Get the pfingston mug."Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.
I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.
by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011
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