puddle monkey

A tweaker who hangs out around other tweakers "usually broke" hoping for a chance to get a hit from the meth pipe

I cant believe that puddle monkey hasn't gone home yet

by penaTRAYshawn July 15, 2020

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

by Rene April 25, 2005

E puddle

People you step on at raves and large EDM shows that are rolling so hard they can not stand up anymore. E puddles consist of one or more e tards sitting in the middle of the dance floor.

I couldn't believe those e puddles last night at Nocturnal Wonderland! They were everywhere!

by Tao of Joey March 11, 2008

puddle slut

A skank ass girl who fucks a guy in order to get Meth. Originates from Utah

by Mike Lee aka somebody July 20, 2003

Dope Peddler

DOPE :- cocaine/crack/heroin.
PEDDLER :- pusher, supplier & seller.
Brings, sells and hands over goods (drugs).

A Drug Dealer
Someone who sells cocaine/crack/dope or just generally drugs.

THE OLD DOPE PEDDLER - TOM LEHRER

"When the shades of night are falling,
Comes a fellow ev'ryone knows,
It's the old dope peddler,
Spreading joy wherever he goes.
Ev'ry evening you will find him,
Around our neighborhood.
It's the old dope peddler
Doing well by doing good.

He gives the kids free samples,
Because he knows full well
That today's young innocent faces
Will be tomorrow's clientele.
Here's a cure for all your troubles,
Here's an end to all distress.
It's the old dope peddler
With his powdered ha-happiness."

by HigherStateOfMind July 29, 2014

Paddleball

When a man is getting sucked off ,preferably by a female, and the playing with the balls gets vigorous to the point she's smacking them with her hand.

My nuts hurt from the girl playing paddleball.

by Basement Dwellers January 6, 2006

paddle sacked

when you put your balls in a girls mouth and slap your dick on her forehead

I paddle sacked the shit outta that last night.

by dicks mcgee March 28, 2007