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pobody's nerfect

A conciliatory way of saying, "nobody's perfect" that illustrates the concept. Originated with Cracked and Mad Magazine in the 70s.
I'm sorry, that was dumb.

That's OK, pobody's nerfect.
by Downstrike December 23, 2004
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Pablo

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by 1likebl@ckc0cks August 26, 2021
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rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.
After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.
by GusII December 9, 2009
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Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.
Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.
by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019
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The Jackson Pollock

When your lover is lying on the floor and you give them a facial reminiscent of the stylings of abstract expressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Or, an abstract expressionist facial.
Mariam wanted to prove that she was a purveyor of the fine arts, so last night I gave her The Jackson Pollock.
I told my wife I was feeling creative while we were having sex last night. She thought I meant anal. She was relieved when I told her I had The Jackson Pollock in mind.
by RoyCoup November 15, 2012
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bathroom Polo

Most notably mentioned in the song, "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood.

Bathroom Polo refers to some establishments (restaurants, hotels, etc.) that have a collection of cologne in their restrooms. Usually these are small trial sizes for sale in a dispensing machine. Since Ralph Lauren's Polo is one of the most well known scents for men, the reference is obvious.
"Right now he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo."
by GhostFaceGirl December 31, 2008
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pololo

Chilean word for boyfriend ('novio' in other Spanish-speaking countries, but in Chile 'novio' means fiance)

Also a verb, 'pololear', which means to go out with someone
Mi pololo se llama Juan
My boyfriend's called Juan
by JCdizzystar September 16, 2008
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