How To Be A Player

Step 1: Find a girl
Step 2: Fuck her right in the pussy
Step 3: Repeat

My friend gave me tips on how to be a player

by Doeboy Jr. July 23, 2014

Bass Clarinet Player

Usually, a bass clarinet player is a misunderstood, but very useful instrument in a band. Higher than a bari sax, but lower than a tenor sax, the bass clarinet player is the median in a low reed section. Not too high, not too low.

Band Director 1:We need more bari.
Bd 2:We need more tenor.
Bd 3:Nah, both would be over-kill. We need something in between.
Bd 1:We could add some bass clarinets player...
All:YES!

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Our tubas suck, so what do we do? Add more bass clarinets.

-Bass Clarinet Player explanation of what happens to tubas that suck

by Phantom034` November 3, 2008

players syndrome

When a guy is on the verge of going out with a a girl, but he has one or several other girls he plans to hook up with first and doesn't want tp ruin his chances by making one girl his girlfriend.

A: "Man Kelly's really pushing me to ask her out, but I want to hook up with Heather and Ashley first"

B: Sounds like you got a bad case of the players syndrome.

by C_Dizzle October 19, 2006

Prayer Crack

When praying, the unfortunate situation where Muslims, who are bowing or in prostration, have their pants too low and the individual behind them, is left to see their butt-crack.

Dude. I was praying and subjected to a wicked case of prayer crack in front of me...

by Abu Big Bird February 9, 2013

Female Player

A girl that’s confident and cunning, can juggle more than one relationship at a time without some being any the wiser and the others not caring because she’s worth it. Like a man she’s got a sexual appetite and gets bored easily, aka Nympho. At the foundation she’s not trying to gold dig or manipulate (some turn it into that baller, she’s not emotionaly unstable or Broken, she’s quite the Opposite, how else could she juggle so many men? she sees something she likes she goes for it, she enjoys the chase and once the chase is over if the sex isn’t good, next! She leaves men wanting more, and takes nothing more then his heart. She’s good at compartmentalizing and her attention to detail is keen and calculating. That’s why’s she’s so good at it, she has rules unlike her male player counterparts and that’s why they get caught and if and when she does she has no shame . Can’t get played if you know the rules of the game she says to her lover, men will never admit they got played! So take your emotionally unstable gold digging definitions and shove them! Realize women are simply better players and are better at keeping our emotions out of the game which is why all your definitions keep throwing them back in!

she says “honestly the sex wasn’t that good I’m just not interested” he says “your just a fuckin female player!” She replies “Shouldn’t have caught feelings, I didn’t”

by Str8tTruth September 7, 2018

Player Killing

The act of causing the death of another gamer's avatar in a virtual world, often in defiance of the world's normal rules of conduct or in spite of preventative code. Often abbreviated "PK," serving as a verb, a noun, or even an adjective describing certain players or game rule sets.
The phrase most likely arose in the development of early MUDs in the 1980's where game administrators waged a continuous struggle with players bent on defying in-game authorities and their rules, regardless of the repercussions to the games' stability.

"Player killing individuals who lack the means to defend themselves is a rather dishonorable means of showcasing one's gameplaying prowess."
"Player killing is not against the charter on this server." -Anonymous source, Rallos Zek, Everquest Classic

by Pratt October 11, 2005

baseball player

Hot guys with nice assess

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player

by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015