pasta social

A large gathering of folks that celebrate the sauciest moments in life. Pants are optional.

Johnny: Yo! My cousin lost her virginity! You coming to the Pasta Social to celebrate?

Christopher: Yeah man, uncle buds has been fucking everybody these days. I’m in!

by Cusefunnies April 10, 2021

Half past inebriated

When you have had to much to drink or smoke or do to much of any drug and you are in a new, higher stage of drunk or high.

“Bro you were sooo half past inebriated lastnight!” “Shut up man i only took 4 xanies”

by Noah the nigger November 18, 2017

Making paste

To have sex. The paste is the byproduct of having sex.

Micki and I are making paste tonight!

by Tay bob February 19, 2019

Nightingale Pasta

A phrase that is used when more than one neighbors sexual activities can be heard at the same time, giving the impression that a nightingale is dying in boiling agony. The common response to this layer of awkwardness is to eat pasta.

I swear all my neighbors were going at it last night...so I had to bust out the old nightingale pasta cuz I don't have a girlfriend.

by KosherBob January 4, 2021

copy and paste author

(n). Someone, who sees something on the Internet, like a definition on urban dictionary, a Web site, a song lyric page, or any place where text can be copied and pasted to seem as if the paster wrote it himself.

Sometimes the copy and paster does it just to get electronically published.

What often results is that the Internet has not two, not three, but four, five, even more Web sites with the same information, and it is hard to distinguish who the genuine author is. It could be a kid, a law professor, the guy at Home Depot, etc.

When I looked up for information on my favorite rock band, I found three different sites with the same content. Two of the sites were made by a copy and paste author.

by boggler July 7, 2009

Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.

I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.

by Taberlin April 26, 2019

Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.

Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.

by Constance Jackson May 1, 2010