Plood

Plastic wood; fake wood

Why do GM interiors use copious amounts of plood?

by Ihavetheanswers July 2, 2012

Plongus

Pls/Please. Used when someone is saying dumb shit, or when lounge is being collectively dumb or off-topic. Often used ironically.

Typical poster: "I keep picking my 410 to control but can't seem to get operating"

Enlightened poster: "Plongus"

by DoNotDuplicate July 27, 2021

Plodge

Plodge Plodging is when you walk through a body of water such as the sea or a pond.

Let's go for a plodge in the river tyne.

by Shane October 1, 2003

plopdog

A hotdog with a turd in it instead of a sausage.

Andrew: mmm this tastes great.
Simon: what is it?
Andrew: its the new craze, its a PLOPDOG!
Simon: looks like shit. N83D!!!
Andrew: it is shit! thats the best part!

by Andrew & Simon December 12, 2008

Plodge

Shortened form of Porter's Lodge, a place where the porters reside in colleges at Cambridge University.

Hey, anybody know where the Burrell's Field plodge is?

by Henry Hallam April 29, 2004

Plonkette

The term "plonkette" is used to describe a female version of a "plonker" and is a very light-hearted way to call someone an idiot , often used to people with affection, and when you call a woman a "Plonkette" you do so with a great big smile on you're face, and is completely non offensive.

Johnny. gosh you are making mistakes with your grammer again "You're such a plonker"

Angie , well me being a swiss dude and noticing you spelt GRAMMAR wrong !!!! Id say you are a "Plonkette" ;-)

by AberAng March 1, 2011

Plont

A smol lil plant. Except it's different. It's a plont.

I watered my smol plont

by I'm Trash June 12, 2017