Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

plaster of Paris

An old-fashioned bandage made in the French capital.

I am allergic to a lot of the chemicals used in modern band-aids, so I prefer to bandage a minor cut with a plaster of Paris.

by QuacksO October 8, 2018

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019

plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

Quirky with the plasters

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

by Meiwosk September 13, 2021

Plastered Fucking Retard

A person who has lost enough brain cells to be in the back of B-Hall.

No you plastered fucking retard, b hall is that way.

by djlink771 March 5, 2022