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No Pirates

terrible, bad, horrible, awful, egregious the opposite of All Pirates
her body was fine but her face was No Pirates!
by T. Allen Clegg June 26, 2008
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Tales of Pirates

A Chinese-based MMORPG with a poor privacy policy and tech support that speaks fragmented english. Full of bots and glitches. Don't post your picture in the Player Photos section because they include your e-mail address and you WILL get MSN requests from non-english speakers for sex.
Player: Yes, I'd like my photo removed from the player photos section. I'm getting messages from tons of people I don't know and they can only say "tales of pirates," and "sex"

Tech Support: Oh that a tech thing we cant do that :) Sorry :)
by Tsubaki January 11, 2009
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Portland Pirates

Hands down the GREATEST AHL team ever to grace the earth. In their inagural season, '93-'94, they won the Calder Cup. But since then they have yet to do it again. They were affiliated with the Washington Capitals until the '05-'06 season. They are now affiliated with the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim.

Past Portland greats: Kevin Kaminski, Byron Dafoe, Sergei Gonchar, Olaf Kolzig, Ken Klee, Andrew Brunette, Martin Brochu, Steve Poapst, Mark Major, Mel Angelstad...many more

Current Portland greats: Jordan Smith, Dustin Penner, Shane O'Brien, Curtis Glencross, Trevor Gillies, Ryan Shannon, Pierre Parenteau, Dieter Kochan, Tim Brent, Ladislav Smid, Geoff Peters, (Corey Perry), (Ryan Getzlaf), (SCOOTER SMITH)...many more
The PORTLAND PIRATES eat so much fetus...it's INSANE!
The Portland Pirates destroy the shrimping Manchester Monarchs.
by ThillyBlakey January 16, 2006
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Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.
He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.
by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012
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space pirates

A race of war-like sentiants in the Metroid games. These creatures are insect like in appearance and about 8 feel tall. They have claw like hands/rifles and sonetimes energy scythes. Some of them can render themselves invisable and they are known to experiment on their own kind to create biological weapons. They have set up base on a number of planets, most notably planet Zebes, Planet Tallon IV, and planet Aether. Their main objectives include destrying Samus, breeding metroids as a weapon, and harnessing the power of the mutagent phazon. They are responsible for orphaning samus when they raided her space colony K2-L when she was a child.
Space pirates are really fraking cool looking, but are sometimes a bitch and a half to kill.
by Jim October 10, 2005
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Pirates Cove

The residence of a pirate.
Do not dare venture onto the Pirates Cove, or you will not come out alive and your panties might go missing!
by Sky Pirate July 13, 2015
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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

The 4th film in the Pirates of the Caribbean series. It's about Captain Jack Sparrow looking for the Fountain of Youth. Released in theaters on May 20, 2011. Doesn't have Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley but still has Johnny Depp.
by hahahlol45678987654 February 19, 2011
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