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Ninja Pisser

A person who can take a piss while talking on the phone silently. The person on the other end of the phone will always be unaware of the real splashing.
Whoa you were taking a piss? What a Ninja Pisser!
by Brandonish January 5, 2008
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Ball Pisser

Those with tiny dicks piss on their balls.

Can be used literally or figuratively.
That ball pisser cant finish a six pack.

Look at pee balls over there.

Wipe the piss off your balls and finish that beer.
by fuckstack March 16, 2008
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Hooker pissed

hooker pissed (hook-er_piss-ed) verb.
to reach the point of intoxication where you lose all ability to think rationally, are released from all inhibitions, and your vision becomes to blurred you can no longer read your moral compass.
Origin; This slang is thought to have originated circa 185 B.C when it was law that if you were caught canoodleing with a prostitute you could be sentence to death by stoning. When a man became so inebriated that he disregarded the consequences and purchased the services of a prostitute, he was said to be "hooker pissed"
"In Drumheller I was so hooker pissed I misplaced my clothing"
"Either he cannot stand up or he is purposely laying on that very homely women, he must be hooker pissed."
by MB1102 August 14, 2008
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pissed off

the feeling that murder is a perfectly acceptable solution to your problems due to anyone and everyone being so bloody annoying.
"i would advise you not to mess with me at this particular moment in time as i am mightly PISSED OFF!!"
by parlez February 17, 2005
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Pissed Off

Extremely powerful anger that builds up inside, and you constantly want to release it, but when you do, it unleashes a full wrath that might cause the biggest calamity that had ever existed... or

When you are pissed off at someone or something, that means that you are angry or frustrated at him/her/them/it for whatever he/she/they/it did to you, and you want to get revenge on him/her/them/it.

In other words, you are mad. I mean, really? Do you really need to look this up? Come on! Seriously?
-Seeing that son of a bitch who stole my ipod walk by me really pisses me off.

-Ow! Damn it! This stupid screw punctured my finger, Ahh! This damn thing really pissed me off.

But hey, it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!
by Ilisten2Metal April 13, 2014
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Pissed-Off-Ex

Term referring to a person whom after breakup tries to badmouth their ex on sites such as Myspace or Urban Dictionary, thus wasting editors' (non-precious) time.
Instead of swinging her fist into his face, she decided to go home and be a Pissed-Off-Ex.
by skyjuice December 30, 2008
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pissed man tax

This is where your serving behind the bar and you get that one idiot that comes up to the bar pissed out of his face using his credit card to buy drinks because hes spent all his cash. you simply add some drinks to his tab and claim them as your own. Pissed man tax is born!
Man i got these drinks from "pissed man tax"
by Comm0n Nuisance February 20, 2009
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