pissback

The small yet numerous particles of urine that are reflected back at you when you pee into a urinal/toilet bowl. This phenomena usually happens when too much force is exerted when trying to force the urine out, causing the pee to have such a high velocity that when it strikes the surface (either water or porcelian) it instantly atomizes and reflects back toward the direction where it originated from.

There's all this pissback on the floor by your toilet man, clean that up.

by Daddie March 22, 2007

pissappointed

A combination of being pissed off and disappointed at the same time.

The dad was pissappointed when his son failed his class.

by DJ Lars July 23, 2008

pissard

Combination of two words pissed and hard. Can be misheard as pisshead but holds an entirely different meaning. Meaning to get pissed (become intoxicated by consumption of alcohol) and acting hard (starting fights and generally being a twat).

Pissard is usually achieved by drinking copious amounts of vodka which will induce violent behaviour or generally being a chav who drinks cider will suffice.

1. "Hey fancy getting pissard this weekend and fighting some people?"

2. "I'm so pissard now I could beat my mother"

3. "He only smacked you cos he was pissard mate."

by Andy Burton December 27, 2008

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

Pissadear

Term meaning the Dissapearance of one named individual or object, as said by williS.

Willis scanned the horizon in disbilief, a look of severe confusion etched onto his face...
''Where the fcuk did mop pissadear to?!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

pissantium

An insignificant fiefdom, given to bizarre political intrigues and petty bullying, often headed by one suffering from a Napoleon Complex.

That parochial school principal sure runs her pissantium with no regard for morality or ethics, doesn't she.

by Bruce Amiata May 28, 2008

pissapointment

when you get that gut busting gonna wet your pants feeling, run to the toilet then a really unsatisfying trickle comes out

Dude I had to piss all day and it was a serious photo finish to the bathroom but when I got there I could only manage a couple of drops. What a f@cking pissapointment.

by mikeylawson February 17, 2009