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reverse pinocchico

when one tells the truth that their nose will actually shrink
dude that girl lived a good life. talk about a reverse pinocchico.
by tig oles June 7, 2007
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Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.
A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.
by Choadess March 31, 2020
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Bottomless Pinocchio

When you aren’t wearing pants and your erection is activated by a cool breeze or a draft.
That draft felt nice on my shlong, it gave me a Bottomless Pinocchio. Thank god no one was there to see it.
by Lil Traumatized September 16, 2019
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Rejepik and pinocchio kugler

Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.
"Yeah he just have the smallest rejepik and pinocchio kugler"
by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018
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four pinocchio's

An unabashed liar like Donald Trump.
He/she tells so many lies I give him/her four Pinocchio's.
by PDVB September 7, 2017
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Pinocchio-style

A type of sexual act that plays out something like this:

A man and woman engage in anal sex, and while the man is penetrating the woman's anus with his member, he tells the woman lies.

The lies can vary from the innocent, like: I ate Mcdonalds for breakfast. (when you really had Burger King), to more extreme degrees, like: My, you are beautiful. (she really looks like shit)
Last night I fucked my girl pinocchio-style. I had her thinking she was actually good at sex, and that I stopped at the valero for gas instead of the exxon. I got that bitch good, brah!
by c0dy5p1c3r August 14, 2010
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Pinocchioing

pronounced Pen-Oh-Kee-Oh-Ing

The sexual act in which a girl
sits on her partners face and
inserts his nose into her vagina
thrusting back and forth literally
grinding on his nose, stimulating her
erotically.
Dude did you hear about Michelle? Her dad walked in on her pinocchioing Jermaine! SICK!
by JAP7 March 12, 2009
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