Shower Picnic

A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).

Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”

Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”

Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”

by Cloud Walking Brown Bear September 22, 2023

pussy picnic

A set up that is carried around at all times in case a spur-of-the-moment eat-out session occurs and cleanup is required after. Normally includes: mouthwash, gum, hand sanitizer, and wipes.

We went to the park today and Ken pulled out the pussy picnic supplies so I knew that he was going down.

by Crownless Queen November 22, 2019

nicaraguan picnic

A rare yet rewarding ability to commit self fellatio. Most commonly an inverted, "cock-bound" position is used to enjoy the Nicaraguan picnic.

Mike was unable to go to work on Monday as he dislocated his back attempting a Nicaraguan picnic.

by Systematic Cupid March 18, 2014

Picnic area

The area located between a girls legs, cunt, pussy, etc...

Hey baby, what about me heading down to the "Picnic area" this evening...

by menudawg November 4, 2010

Mexican picnic

An act of love between two men and a woman,where one man enters her through her flange,whilst the other enters her ass. Sticking another member in her mouth give's you a Mexican barbacue.

Minnie Mouse:Oh wow,you guys want me to go to your picnic! Should I bring any special types of food or drink?

Micky Mouse and Pluto: Snigger,wink,nudge,etc

by shitty Nicko June 11, 2006

Amish picnic

A ritualistic outdoor breeding where the fully clothed mother's yell at the children in German until the men finish then they all play volleyball.

Henry rushed to grab the buggy after hearing about the Yoder's Amish picnic.

by Jacob Bontrager June 2, 2021

picnic error

Regarding Computers refers the the operator of the computer being the problem not the computer Problem In Chair Not In Computer

The problem is a picnic error Problem is in the chair not in the computer

by badcotoyou February 9, 2015