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Perfect Shit

The rare event where someone takes a shit they do it so perfectly that they do not need to use toilet paper.
by David August 8, 2006
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Perfect couple

The perfect couple is what everyone dreams about. The perfect couple is when two best friends get together. This couple is what everyone wants in a relationship. These two can talk about anything, always be honest with each other, and never get bored. These two are meant to be together. They have gone through their ups and down but still love each other. In the beginning they were afraid to lose their friendship, but they took the risk and it paid off because they are the perfect couple.
by LoveDoctor101 June 28, 2013
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Perfect Woman

The perfect woman is a woman who is beautiful inside and out who is willing to listen and be listened too, and she should always be respected by whoever is lucky enough to be with her.
The is no real example of a perfect woman it is only what you believe
by supperlordddifann July 21, 2011
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The Perfect Salad

Tyler Christian Kendall"Dang Daniel, that salad last night was THE perfect salad"
by Megalog December 10, 2016
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Perfeces

The perfect bowel movement, with no wiping required. This happens approximately 3% of the time and results in perfect one-piece chisel- or banana-shaped feces.
I knew my day was going to be good when I dropped a perfeces this morning.
by StraferDown1667 June 3, 2011
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perfect toastiness

A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.

I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
by Kodeman October 22, 2006
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Penifolliclephobia

Having a phobia of getting a penis caught in your inner pubic/vaginal hair.
I'm sorry we can't have sex tonight I have penifolliclephobia and I haven't been for a braid.
by F.Mikus July 24, 2012
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