Penal Pliers

You guys are idiots, you spelled PENILE incorreclty. Penal pliers would be pliers that are of, relating to, or involving punishment, penalties , or punitive institutions. And thats just fucking stupid.

The education system has failed you, log off life.

(penal pliers)

by ChiefChiefChief May 30, 2006

Tony Pena

Sex position in which the girl is on top with one leg extended straight out to the side, in the same kneeling stance that major league baseball player Tony Pena used as a catcher.

This check was riding me cowgirl when suddenly she did the Tony Pena and blew my mind.

by herbertnenninger January 1, 2012

penal sex

sexual activity under punishment of law.

Dropping the soap in prison could initiate penal sex with inmates.

by Eternally His June 5, 2010

Bottlertiano Penaldo

A massively overrated football (soccer) player from Portugal who bottles and ghosts in big games but excels at scoring penalties against bottom table teams.

Hey, did Juventus win that game against Crotone last night?
- Yeah Bottlertiano Penaldo stepped up and scored the penalty Chiesa won for the team

by JMVLM May 7, 2021

penal

the best vocab word in the world for obvious reasons.

penal sounds like penis

by holly the ginger kid. July 30, 2007

peenai

Two or more penises roaming the country looking for fresh vagine to harvest.

Guy: oh look the peenai harvest is almost complete.
Girl: Already!?!

by Jesus Chr1st January 17, 2008

penal wart

a fleshy growth found on one's junk.

Dick 1: Yo man i think you've got something on your face.

Dick 2: Yea bro thats just my penal wart.

by geraldine blackwell February 3, 2009