peeing on a stick

1. The act of taking a home pregnancy test, usually referring to someone who is hopeful for a positive result.

I'll be peeing on a stick if I don't get my period by Tuesday.

by faerieprincess August 22, 2011

Peednam

A legendary virus, known for using bing, and microsoft edge. it spreads by contact with skin.

Peednam is mandeep dhillons anus

by FaggotSn1p3r420 May 23, 2016

peen machine

A "Peen Machine" is the nickname of The Yellow, 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500 this is owned by the one and only Karl Bob. A smol man who is known on the street as "Lil Peen".

Have you seen Karl Bob's new "Peen Machine"?

by mteverst1 June 3, 2018

Peen Clean

To get your Peen Cleaned

Let's all go get Peen Cleans

by Stickwood Jr April 24, 2019

peen chop

a stinky chop. similar to a pork chop, but a chop of male genitalia.

You LOVE lesbian peen chops!

by nutfarht August 16, 2022

greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication. Men usually grease their peen before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she's wants it in her ass.

It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.

by beerlover87 January 7, 2009

Like peeing on a wounded jellyfish

Misunderstanding a common piece of advice.

"I was told I should get a college degree. So, I went and got a Masters' degree in literary criticism of French medieval bread recipes from an online university."
"That's like peeing on a wounded jellyfish."

by donaldpelosi January 6, 2020