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Nightingale Pasta

A phrase that is used when more than one neighbors sexual activities can be heard at the same time, giving the impression that a nightingale is dying in boiling agony. The common response to this layer of awkwardness is to eat pasta.
I swear all my neighbors were going at it last night...so I had to bust out the old nightingale pasta cuz I don't have a girlfriend.
by KosherBob January 4, 2021
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copy and paste author

(n). Someone, who sees something on the Internet, like a definition on urban dictionary, a Web site, a song lyric page, or any place where text can be copied and pasted to seem as if the paster wrote it himself.

Sometimes the copy and paster does it just to get electronically published.

What often results is that the Internet has not two, not three, but four, five, even more Web sites with the same information, and it is hard to distinguish who the genuine author is. It could be a kid, a law professor, the guy at Home Depot, etc.
When I looked up for information on my favorite rock band, I found three different sites with the same content. Two of the sites were made by a copy and paste author.
by boggler July 7, 2009
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Clingy Bitch Pasta

A woman who is way over done and sticks all over you.
I like my women al dente, don't want none of that clingy bitch pasta.
by Taberlin April 26, 2019
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Paste Pants

An item of clothing usually consisting of talcum powder and h2o. In the event of shrinking leather pants, paste pants are an essential garment which can - in many cases - be carried off without questioning. Paste pants are an idea courtesy of Joey Tribbiani.
Joey Tribbiani - If the paste matches the pants, you can make yourself a pair of paste pants.
by Constance Jackson May 1, 2010
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copy paste latina

Latinas that usually have jet black straight hair and wear a full face of makeup with big lashes. Tiktok made this term up and it became a trend.
“Ashely is soo pretty, look at her hair. She’s definitely a copy paste latina.”
by ly2mvch October 28, 2022
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Past

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.
by HappyGirl1993 March 17, 2011
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pastafarianism

the great and allmighty atheist religion which teaches how the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster who happened to be drunk which thus explaines why bad things happen. the pastafarians follow the church of the flying spaghetti monster and when they go to heaven they will enjoy a beer volcano and a stripper factory, however in hell the beer is stale and the strippers have VD! in pastafarian terms agnostics are known as spagnostics and all prayers must end with RAmen. september 19th is the national talk like a pirate day and the religions founder Bobby Henderson has published a "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
the 8 id realy rather you didnts are

1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2)I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3)I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4)I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5)I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6)I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
Ending poverty
Curing diseases
Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator
7)I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
8)I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/Las Vegas. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

in the words of the flying spaghetti monster himself, (and written by Bobby Henderson, the creter of pastafarianism)
by Elliott Handley January 5, 2009
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