Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.
Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!
by Ace double March 20, 2009
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Nigger patrol

A term used when white people are gathering and looking out for African Americans

they call it nigger patrol because the reason the white people are on guard is so they don't get caught saying "nigger"
White guy 1: hey is alex on nigger patrol?

White guy 2: yea he's by the front door
by Thecoolguywhowrotethis May 22, 2020
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harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.
“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”
by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023
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Gq patrol

Pulls pussy, land cruisers, and roots! Voted best vehicle by everyone. Commonly own by ex Toyota drivers that have learnt there cars were piss weak rust farms made for picking up blokes.
Dad sold his gq patrol and mum spilt up with him! Now dad is dating Jeff from the pub.
by Joshuafahy_69 January 15, 2018
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Snow Patrol

Brilliant band who were formed in Dundee, Scotland(at uni) and whose members live in Glasgow but are from (all of them not just Gary) N.Ireland. And yes they are better than Coldplay. And no they are not new. Final Straw is their third album.
'Run' smacks cream crackers out of 'Yellow', on any day of the week.
by outlawstar October 08, 2004
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honkey patrol

Law enforcement, otherwise known as honkies, coppers, cops or "police officers"
put that shit away its the honkey patrol!
by insanityredeemer October 17, 2006
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Paw Patrol

The tv show that teaches kids many things that are fucked. It teaches them that now dogs can speak our language. It also breaks the laws of gravity on top of teaching kids that dogs can now drive all these trucks very well.
by One little hellian November 13, 2017
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