cancer patient

The ultimate fucking cancer-carrying diseased shithead. Needs high amounts of gamma radiation to cure usually resulting in death. Not to be confused with a person who actually has cancer.

Kid: Hey, do u wanna play minecraft, dad?
Dad: You useless fuckin cancer patient

by Seeker of Truth-- January 25, 2016

Patience

beautiful, amazing, the best person in the world, hot. Apparently yummy!

WOW your really patience today.

by lolliepop icecream April 16, 2011

patient

Able to tolerate difficult situations calmly and without getting angry or annoyed.

10-year-old Linus and his 9-year-old brother Luke are very patient with their 3-year-old twin cousins Jason and Jon whenever they have to watch them.

by JMC70 January 18, 2017

patience biggs

the sexiest freshmen in augusta...id tap that ass anyday...

"damn, there goes patience..."

by suckamuthafucka February 4, 2005

patience

Another word for lazy

Jenkins: Why the hell haven't you bought me those pads?
James: I'm just having patience

by orsino May 2, 2007

PatientVlogs

A YouTube channel created by two canadian guys. very funny and interesting!

have you seen the new PatientVlogs video?
Yes, it's so coool!

by patientvlogs September 21, 2011

patioed

A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.

Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."

by Math-Class October 29, 2012