parched

(deej definition)
thirsty to the point your mouth is dry

shooot, i’m parched

by its suns November 14, 2019

Patches

dream’s cat, and the main character. the only thing that has more pretty privilege than george.

“WE NEED MORE PATCHES CONTENT!”

by faith_tmp March 9, 2021

Patchens

A person who is smart, kind, beautiful, not ugly, likes kids, and is the opposite of everything i jus said

Wow u such a patchens.

by dtbchriss August 15, 2022

Patches Ito

Patches ito is a Dalmatian from a game called “Purrfect Apawcalypse” which is really good btw

He’s the main antagonist of all the games.
He seems to be a polite and charming person but he’s really a manipulative murderer.
He’s the EX boyfriend of Angel Grimalkin.
A lot of people have a crush on him. Or almost a lot.
He’s a Dalmatian, if it wasn’t that obvious.
He also ends up body swapping with his EX.

This was written by an idiot.

Person 1: Patches ito is hot
Person 2: he will fucking kill you

by Patcherssiito September 27, 2022

Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob

Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”

by not johnson February 19, 2020

Pussy Parched

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

Denim Jack with patches

A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.

Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.

by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011