Porn Patch

When a girl has completely shaven her vaginal area, except a small area above the clitoral area where a small patch of pubic hair remains. AKA runway

this girl had a super smooth snatch, and a small heart shaped PORN PATCH on top....she was a natural blonde

by TeamJimmy October 30, 2009

patch over

When members of one motorcycle club, are incorporated into a much larger motorcycle club. Thus, the unification results in the former club no longer existing. Its members subsequently trade in their previously worn club colours, or "patch over", for the colours of the larger club. These patches are usually worn on the back of a vest or jacket, and display a club's name, the owner's name and rank, and chapter of said club.

"The P.R.'s will patch over to the H.A.'s. The membership will substantially grow."

by D. Gould September 24, 2007

Stoul Patch

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"

Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.

by badgrammir July 26, 2012

Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.

Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"

by cnutard December 20, 2008

Apple Patch

A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).

Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.

by Bawksigrill420 April 16, 2015

Chastity Patch

A small smear of excrement surreptitiously smeared on the back of one's girlfiend's neck before a girls' night out, in order to deter any would-be suitors.

The missus was going out on her work Christmas party the other night and that smarmy git from accounts was there, so I gave her a Chastity Patch when she asked me to fasten her necklace.

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

Sunflower Patch

A large group of blond/e people in an area. There have to be at least 4 blond/e people standing nearby to be labeled a patch. They can be found in the most random locations ever, like at a Mormon church for example.

Hector: Hey Steph. Let's go to Bed Bath & Beyond
Stephanie: Uh. Dude. Look!
Hector: Ah shit! What did we walk into?!
*sees a bunch of blond Kens and blonde Sandys behind him*
Hector: So this is what hell actually looks like. We're in a goddamn Sunflower patch!

by Moimoi667 November 19, 2022